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Originally Posted by Ponderception
Really though, chimps are the correct answer here.
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True Story: My girlfriend had a family that lived down the street from her growing up that had a Chimp. They had to take him to a chimp nature reserve and once when they visited their chimp there, a bunch of other ones got out of their pen and mauled the husbands face and genitals off. They had a special about it on dateline or something.