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Recap for those who want a summary:

UFC: "Your next fight is against Ray Borg"

DJ: "really? Sergio Pettis is more marketable, can I fight him?"

UFC: "Nope, you are fighting Borg"

DJ: "Well ok, but Cody Garbrandt is talking about coming down to 125 and challenging me, I think that would be a pretty sweet fight you could sell"

UFC: "We can't sell that shit"

DJ: "OK jeez. I'll take the fight, but in exchange for that, could you start giving me PPV points in future fights after I break the record?"

UFC: "Sounds fair"

UFC (overruled by Dana): "Never mind, no PPV points in the future either"

DJ: "Why?"

UFC: "Small fighters can't sell, and we don't think we can market you"

(Cody gets hurt)

UFC: "Shit, OK new plan, you are fighting TJ, we think we can sell that fight and maybe you can earn PPV points"

DJ: "You can't sell me and Cody in a champion vs champion fight, but you can sell TJ? Bullshit"

UFC: "you are fighting TJ, forget about Borg, and if you refuse this fight we're getting rid of your whole division. This is a good opportunity for TJ, you'd be hurting him if you don't take this fight."

DJ: (what about my opportunities?)

DJ: "There is no way in hell TJ can make weight. He should have to prove he can make the weight, I'm not going to go through camp and have the record-breaking title fight called off when he misses weight."

UFC: "Don't worry about weight, we guarantee he'll make weight."

DJ: "Oh if its a guarantee, then fine. If he misses weight, you'll legally agree to pay me even if the fight is off, right?"

UFC: "No. And if TJ misses weight, you'll fight Borg."

DJ: "Really? I have to prepare in camp to fight two different possible guys now? Is this an amateur tournament or a UFC championship fight?"

(Dana starts calling out DJ in the media)