OHHHHHH GOD NO IT'S LADAINIAN TOMLINSON NOOOOOO
The Chargers go ahead 10-0. But the Chiefs have LARRY JOHNSON.
**** yes, bitches. Now let's see if my defense can stop San Diego. Do I dare blitz Drew Brees?
God dammit, Warfield. Commissioner's note: there are still a few roster bugs to iron out, Stefon Diggs was promptly reduced to a 65 OVR following the game. Now, can the Chiefs offense get back in this game?
TONY GONZALEZ! YES!
PRIEST HOLMES! YES! It's a 20-18 shootout at halftime. KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
NOOOOOOOOO TRINT
OHHHHHHHHHH GOD PLEASE STOP DEFENSE. It's 36-18 and we need another rally. FIX THAT X-FACTOR, TRENT.
YES! The Chargers get a field goal, making it 36-26 and then OHHHHHHHHHH GOD NO WARFIELD.
39-26. The Chiefs need a pair of touchdowns in the last 10 minutes to win this. Do they have it in them?
LJ! This one isn't over yet.
It all comes down to the final drive. The Chiefs get inside the 10 and it's Tony G time.
****ING REFS! The Chiefs have to settle for First and Goal at the 1. With the best OL in football and two All-Pro running backs, the Chiefs instead choose to throw. LOL LET'S DO IT!
Spoiler!
**** YOU DEFENSE, 1-0!
Green: 35-53, 407 yards, 3 TD, 2 INT
Johnson: 15 carries, 120 yards, 2 TD
Holmes: 10 carries, 53 yards, 1 TD
Gonzalez: 8 catches, 127 yards, 2 TD
Dante: 8 catches, 116 yards, 1 TD
Kennison: 5 catches, 66 yards
LT: 20 carries, 223 yards, 2 TD