So, my wife, bless her soul, must hate me. We were in the car for a trip and I was driving. There was't shit on the radio, so she was channel surfing for me, and finally found a country station that had a country song starting. She sits back and gets this goddamned smirk on her face.
Anyway, I was looking for the corner I needed to turn off, not really paying attention to the song. Until I hear the following lyrics. As an actual part of the song. I shit you not.
"Chew Tobacco.
Chew Tobacco.
Spit."
WHAT THE ****? I almost wrecked the ****ing car trying to get the channel changed before my brain started leaking out of my ears. Jesus ****ing Christ. Really? Chew tobacco chew tobacco spit? Mother****er people really buy these records? I weep for society.
Bottom line is, my wife had heard the song and knew what was coming. She thought it was funnier than hell when I heard the lyrics.