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Originally Posted by pr_capone
So I was ****ing this chick in the ass when I hear her say "uh-oh". I pulled out thinking that I had hurt her and she immediate proceeds to have explosive diarrhea. Covers me in shit from the waist down.
We took a shower and got cleaned up. I then proceeded to jerk it, letting her believe I was gonna blow my load on her belly. Instead, I shoot my wad in her hair.
Good luck getting that out. Bitch.
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You gave her the old Nebraska Oil Digger huh?
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?"
Carlos Irwin Estevez
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