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Now, just anybody can sing "Happy Birthday" on your birthday. So instead, I'm going to sing a little song my wife taught me that she learned when she was in the Kansas State marching band. We usually only sing this as we cross the Kansas River. But since it's your birthday and all, I'll sing it for you.
Usually it takes two people.
One person sings, one person "bawks" like a chicken.
Here we go, hope you enjoy it:
High above the stagnant water
Under skies so blue (BAWK)
There's an old abandoned outhouse
That they call K-U (BAWK)
Alma Mater, flush the water
Let the pipes run true (BAWK)
20,000 whores and F*ggots
Down at Old K-U (BAWK)
Rock Chalk
Chicken Hawk
fuck K- YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
BAWK!!!
Happy BD dude!
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