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One of my wife's friends was over the other day telling us a story about one of her ****-bud's.
Apparently the dude broke his dick. Upon surgery the doctor told him it could go one of two ways....your dick gets bigger post surgery or it gets smaller.
His got smaller. She refuses to **** with him now. Apparently he wasn't exactly hung to begin with.
So, long story short: Your dick is going to shrink and no woman will ever want to sleep with you ever again.
G'day, sir.
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