06-09-2012, 07:39 PM
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $3395421
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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher
(the CP story so far)
The last time i sucked a cold beer down (this is dumb) i got so wasted i shat and it stank in her closet, she luv it.
i found a honey badger with a Cassel jersey, i asked him about the Mustache..
he just laughed.
As he continued "Hey Terd Burglar" it was free as a bird, so Gonzo said Lumpy is going to kick your mothers ball sack and then lick her own crotch, To his suprise it was furry and cheese filled.
a Packer fan? "i think not".
Anyway she was preforming a BoneKrusher, which really means the opposite of Touchdown Kansas City, A 'Check Down' or aids tree.
one who sucks the peniss was the last Head Coach we... What the ****?
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
a pineapple stuck
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Originally Posted by PGM
up one's ass
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Originally Posted by Rausch
in Pittsburgh while
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
to his dismay
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Originally Posted by lewdog
a flying turd.
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Originally Posted by threebag02
Girls, to do
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
a bunch of
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Originally Posted by Trevo_410
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Originally Posted by Gonzo
Cheddar tampons ooze
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Originally Posted by PGM
toppings for nachos
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Originally Posted by threebag02
Priest anxiously awaits
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Originally Posted by lewdog
another flying turd
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Originally Posted by Rausch
but Palko catches it
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Originally Posted by lewdog
and Cassel stops
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Originally Posted by PGM
shitting his pants
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Originally Posted by MTG#10
Dane came back
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
with a turd
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Originally Posted by lewdog
in his mouth
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Originally Posted by PGM
and a smile
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Originally Posted by lewdog
Suddenly everyone stops
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Originally Posted by MTG#10
His money was
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Originally Posted by lewdog
nothing but fluff
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Originally Posted by threebag02
Compared to Danes
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Originally Posted by lewdog
Over in the
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
bushes on fire
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Originally Posted by lewdog
people deleting posts
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Originally Posted by PGM
a naked woman
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Originally Posted by lewdog
stands alone with
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Originally Posted by PGM
Dexter McCluster wiggling
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Originally Posted by threebag02
Smoking a Blunt
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Originally Posted by lewdog
and spinning around
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
trips and falls
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Originally Posted by threebag02
Me right round
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Originally Posted by PGM
spilling the contents
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Originally Posted by lewdog
of his bile
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Originally Posted by lewdog
bag on the
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Originally Posted by PGM
face of a
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Originally Posted by lewdog
Cassel shaped turd.
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Originally Posted by Flachief58
when he realized
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Originally Posted by lewdog
he had forgotten
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Originally Posted by mr. tegu
To wipe his
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Originally Posted by Rausch
heated rhino spatula
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Originally Posted by dj56dt58
Which caused a
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Originally Posted by Flachief58
severe rash on
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Originally Posted by Rausch
Rich Gannon's azz...
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Originally Posted by sportsshrink
a Cassel tampon
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Originally Posted by Chief_in_Commander
keeps coming back
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Originally Posted by sportsshrink
time and time
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Originally Posted by Rausch
like Herm Edwards.
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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher
Meanwhile back at
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Originally Posted by dj56dt58
Big monkey balls
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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher
guess who was
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Originally Posted by PGM
hung like a
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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher
Flea from Mars?
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Originally Posted by Flachief58
Right,Scott Peeholy
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Originally Posted by PGM
likes Kool-Aid
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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher
and so does
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Originally Posted by PGM
Blueballs the enigma
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Originally Posted by dj56dt58
Blueballs also likes
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Originally Posted by Canofbier
My Little Pony
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Originally Posted by PGM
watched by stoners
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Originally Posted by Canofbier
and Powerpuff Girls
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Originally Posted by Phobia
poop on cracker
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Originally Posted by cabletech94
in your mouth
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Originally Posted by Crush
and your mom
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
Mark Castle has
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Originally Posted by boogblaster
no frickin' abilities
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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher
and that's why
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Originally Posted by cabletech94
this ends badly
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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher
for Matt Castle
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but he tries
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