[DeezNutz]

This is my last piece of earnest advice in this thread, perhaps ever, but definitely for now:

You're willingly putting yourself in all sorts of potentially terrible situations. You should be smarter than this.

These threads get so much play b/c it's like watching an impressive accident in super slow-mo. Wake the **** up.

Now, I'll return to the occasional snarky posts that I prefer to author.