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I once snuck an eighth of weed into the booking room of a jail, spent the weekend there, then walked out of that same room with the smoke Monday afternoon.
I once directly disobeyed the orders of the Ft. Wainwright Post Sergeant Major right to his face and got away with it... now I was respectful, but refused his repeated orders and got away with it on a company technicality.
Talked shit smartly enough to a Green Beret to not get my ass kicked.
Raised an honorably discharged Marine Engineer (hooah) AND a female rmy MP... extremely proud of the military legacy my Dad started.
Once confidence bluffed my way out of a real ass kicking by 3 dudes at a bar in Riverton Illinois... by the time I was done bullshitting they were scared of me, lol.
Conned a security guy in St. Louis into letting me and a pal stand in the aisle at the lowest level of risers at KISS' very first reunion tour... close enough to make eye contact with Ace and make him give us a thumbs up.
On their very first headlining tour for MOP, Cliff Burton seen me and a buddy getting high in the second, standing only row, dudes were damn near fighting us over it but Cliff would only give it up to us.
Went on a dope run with a buddies brother to east st. Louis, drama abounded but I held my own and kept things from getting out of hand. Just a kid acting bigger than he was, but that inner confidence I've always had really shined through for me.
High school football... was easily one of the best things to happen to an otherwise terrible team, if coach said neutralize him... I got him.
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