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listopencil · 01-20-2018, 05:38 PM

Ah, yeah. I remember the first one. My goober older kids kept renting it over and over again so I finally watched it. Shortly after watching it I stopped at the local 7-11 on the way to work very early in the morning. The guy was mopping the floor and not letting people in. There were four cops at the door handing the guy cash for their items. Two locals, two California Highway Patrol. When I walked up to the door I yelled, "Gimme a liter o' cola!" The local guys cracked up, the CHP just looked pissed and one said, "That's not funny." So I said, "Oh, I think it was, but you bet your ass I'll be driving the speed limit all the way to work today, officer." The local guys cracked up some more and the CHP just glared at me. Made my morning.

01-20-2018, 05:38 PM	#19
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $2225880	Ah, yeah. I remember the first one. My goober older kids kept renting it over and over again so I finally watched it. Shortly after watching it I stopped at the local 7-11 on the way to work very early in the morning. The guy was mopping the floor and not letting people in. There were four cops at the door handing the guy cash for their items. Two locals, two California Highway Patrol. When I walked up to the door I yelled, "Gimme a liter o' cola!" The local guys cracked up, the CHP just looked pissed and one said, "That's not funny." So I said, "Oh, I think it was, but you bet your ass I'll be driving the speed limit all the way to work today, officer." The local guys cracked up some more and the CHP just glared at me. Made my morning. __________________ Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we've lost...along the way. In this great future, you can't forget your past. So dry your tears, I say.
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