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Ladies and Gentleman I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the jeers and yelling of your fans make me want to get out of my uniform and run off into the hills.
If there is one thing I do know as the NFL Players President is that if one of our guys gets hit real hard in the head and he gets a concussion, then he is entitled to no less than $5 million in compensatory damages and $5 million in punitive damages....
Winston, Unfrozen Caveman Players Associtaion President
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