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Originally Posted by Gadzooks

I call bullshit. First of all, I was off the grid when this match came up. Secondly, the 10 nine year old green belts who are tasked to assist me leaves a lot of strategy on my end.

When a child is 9 years old, they're on the verge of being articulate. The fact that they all have green belts would also suggest that they can comprehend commands and understand the concept of self-defense.

I would have my 9 year olds collect as many projectiles as possible from the Woodstock refuse before he broke the 100 ft mark and gather back with me.

As kysirsoze approached my lair, I would have the 9 year olds throw the projectiles at kysirsoze's nut sack. this would mean a series of bottles, lawn darts, etc.. thrown at kysirsoze's mid section.

From this point I could sick all 10 nine year olds on kysirsoze and win the match easily.

I get it though. You guys are homers who, therefore, would support the Chiefs fan's side of the situation, (because Chiefs fans are, generally, homosexual). I'm not that mad about it. Be loud and be proud to be Chiefs fans. Good for you fellas for breaking the barriers in the NFL.