Guys, there's this girl at my work. Affluent family, crazy high credit score, not what I would take home to mom, but I've watched guys ask her if they can lick every inch of her super long legs.
She literally just made a prison pen pal 2 weeks ago and is now putting all sorts of money on his books.
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There is no excuse for any of you.
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