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Originally Posted by FAX
I've had it up to here with hillbillies. For one thing, hillbillies make everything out of tree limbs.
If there were more hillbillies, there would be no trees. And, if there were no trees, there would be no birds. And, if there were no birds, there would be no ... uh ... bird seed. And, if there were no bird seed, there would be no ... uh ... uhhh ... ... birds.
FAX
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And if there were no birds, there wouldn't be any feathers. And if there were no feathers, there would be less things in this world that make people ticklish. And if there were less things in the world that made people ticklish, random people I walk up to on the street and tickle wouldn't be so damn angry with me.