Phobia

Drinking water. Had half a Coke Zero tonight. The other half went into the windshield of a nostalgic car when the SOB about ran the wife and I over as we're walking down the road. ****er had the whole road to himself and failed to yield even an inch to we walkers. So, I dropped the coke on his windshield. I was pretty relieved after he stopped, assessed the damage, and continued driving. I didn't want to throw down.

I really think I broke it, too.