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There's a perfect costume for that. A ski mask, gloves, a crowbar and duct tape. The most important part - after you're done, make sure to snap their neck and toss their body in a dumpster behind Denny's. That way they can't go to the cops. Make sure it's a Denny's. The decomposing body will blend in with the smell of their rotting grand slam sausages. Trick r treat!
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