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Your first twenty contestants:
1. Yuck.
2. Did Peebag **** your face?
3. Daddy slapped her with a farm implement.
4. Tracy?
5. Skinny Tracy?
6. Snaggle-toothed trust fund.
7. All that's missing is Batman and face paint.
8. Askew clay face.
9. Mandy likes chew, tractors, and pig penis.
10. Jimmy McGinty praises his gender surgery specialist for retaining his tough, Irish features.
11. "I've got this thing"-says screwable Suzy.
12. When not drumming for The Police, Stewart Copeland pursues his lifelong dream of being an NFL cheerleader.
13. Jenny's assigned number represents the degree which you will be turning upon seeing her face for the first time.
14. Carmela's cheeks and forehead can easily double for a meat cooking surface on those hot days of pre season.
15. No, Peebag; dressing like a cheerleader will NOT get you closer to Alex Smith's cock and besides; he's been gloriously shit-canned from this team.
16. "That's your penis over there on the floor and in the corner"-says crazy Caitlin!
17. I dub thee..."Fishing Lure".
18. Wonderful personality.
19. Does the name "Botox Mole' " sound sexy?
20. This is the "bob-tailed nag" of which they sing.
Yeah, I'm not looking at 40 more pictures of this shit.
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