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he cataloged 39 different symptoms of a person plagued by masturbation, including general infirmity, defective development, mood swings, fickleness, bashfulness, boldness, bad posture, stiff joints, fondness for spicy foods, acne, palpitations, and epilepsy
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This explains why I have occasional epileptic seizures and palpitations while I bashfully, yet boldly, eat spicy foods and ficklely and moodily pick at my acne. If only my muscles didn't ache when I did it, I'm sure my posture would be better....
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