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Overheard in the sea slug world:
"WHAAAT?!? I LOST MY DICK!? BUT I USED A CONDOM!!"
"Sorry, honey, but I'm losing my virginity with that special someone who happens to be me whenever I'm through with that damn headache that's lasted forever."
"WHAAAT?!? I LOST MY DICK AFTER A SELF-B.J.?! TECHNICALLY, THAT'S JUST FOREPLAY!"
"Go **** yourself!"
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