Fortunately their defense is probably up to the task of stopping Mike Buck. Neil Smith gets to him early.
Later in the first quarter, DT gets in on the action. It's a sackfest! He meets Neil at the QB.
Time for Joe Montana to get his ass in gear. Let's see what he's got for us!
Oh, Joe. ****ing Christ. Well, at least we've still got the defense.
Oh DT, ****ing Christ. The Saints take a 14-0 lead. Maybe Joe can lead us back in the second half?
Oh Joe. ****ing Christ.
Thankfully, the Chiefs actually DID do something in this game. Here's a very nice gain on a play action pass to JJ Birden.
Joe caps the drive with a TD.
Can the Chiefs come back? On third and 10 on the next drive, it was another chance for the pass rush to step up.
JESUS CHRIST CHIEFS
JESUS ****ING CHRIST
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Next: Indianapolis, Jack Trudeau and some asshole named Roosevelt Potts. But even shitty teams can beat the Alt Chiefs.