[cooper barrett]

Originally Posted by scho63

I can easily say with confidence that you will be one of the top three vote getters, if not the winner of the next DOTY award.

And you call me the dipshit of the year???

You haven't a ****ing clue.

The following day this story was posted by the Phoenix New Times:


Hunt for man wearing balaclava head dress who used bolt cutters to steal a SEX DOLL worth nearly $5,000 from an adult store.

Breaking news from the news desk of Alfred E. Newman

An adult shop has become the victim of a crime of passion after a desperate thief was allegedly caught taking off with a $5,000 sex doll.

The criminal was captured on the Phoenix, AZ store's CCTV camera rabidly attempting to get inside, hacking at a security barrier with a fire extinguisher and bolt cutters.

The balaclava-clad man eventually bursts through and disappears into the shop for a few moments before re-emerging with his new companion, known as 'Dorothy'.



After eventually finding his way through, he returns to his vehicle allegedly with 'Dorothy', a 168 centimeter life-size pleasure doll. She sells for $4,500.

The break-in occurred just after 6am on Sunday morning in the 10000 block of North Metro Parkway East, on the north side in the Metro Center complex.

Here is a photo of the last place she was seen.




A white Ford van can be seen rolling into the parking lot at the rear of the complex, where a man wearing stockings on his head jumps out and begins smashing at the gate.



The man was described has having a solid build. He was wearing a dark
red overall style jumper with a yellow shirt, and blue shoe covers, and has a head that resembles a football with wide set eyes. He may look satisfied.



Dorothy's whereabouts and welfare is currently unknown.

Anyone with any information are being urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1-800-333-0000.


I guess you really do post pics with your sex partners, I tip my hat...