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I used to be afraid of the UPS man. True story, when I was a kid I tried to impress my neighbor girl and show her that I was a tough guy, so I flipped off the UPS man.
The next day I went to school and showed up for P.E. The P.E. teacher turns to me and says "The UPS man is looking for you."
I didn't know it at the time, but they were dating and we lived in a small town. OMG
I still prefer Fed Ex, but I don't dive under a desk when the UPS man comes anymore.
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