If we get rid of cinco de mayo, then we damned well get rid of valentines day, Columbus day, and secretaries and bosses days, and all those worthless hallmark holidays. I dig cinco de mayo. I whip up some killer Mexican food, drink a few dos equis or pacificos, etc.
In fact, we need an Ethan Allen kind of day, or a Paul Revere day, where everyone drinks Sam Adams and eats venison stew. If you are against eating and drinking for any reason, then you are a fascist!
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