Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Bull
In just 15 minutes you could save yourself from the performance of oral compensation.
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I like the concept. Maybe I can sell it.
Shot pans out from a slightly dented fender in a manly car, like a Jeep of some sort, past a chick car that obviously backed into it. Perhaps a Miata.
As the camera pans out, an attractive woman's face enters the screen in a very tight closeup.
Woman: I thought I'd be okay without insurance.
Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.
Woman: But then I backed into a guy's car in the parking lot.
Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again.
We negotiated a way to avoid me having to pay, but it's not fun.
Woman leans forward so that only the back half of her head shows. Her head bobs a few times. She leans back again and wipes her mouth, looking kind of disgusted.
Narrator: Car insurance. It's not just for financial protection. It's also for protection against having to provide oral sex in a drug store parking lot.