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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav
Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
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What a hoot!
I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium."
Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up:
1st base: Kissing and caressing
2nd base: Inside the bra
3rd base: Inside the pants
"Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say....
Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of
Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."
