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Originally Posted by Iowanian
There is no way you're faking. I know that because your starfish is flexing like a hungry bird's mouth....like a breathing fish..........or like a hungry sarlaaci pit monster about to have some sand people thrown into it.
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My boyfriend knows that I led a celibate marriage and it led to bad behavior. I believe he subconciously thinks that if he doesn't stuff it in me, someone else will.
He would never ever ever ever ever. ever. say that out loud.
Nor is it true.
And as benetton ad as my ideology is, I've never dated a sand person.