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Originally Posted by lcarus
Quit trying to douche it up while the contest is still going on. You're more transparent than an overly small condom with a big black dick stuffed in it. You'll get your fair shares believe me. You're like a politician during an election who gives a speech but beforehand has a "moment of silence" for whatever terrible thing is the most fresh in everyone's minds.
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In all honesty...
I'm just bored at work...here for another 50 minutes...
and then I'm going to go roofie some sluts...it's ****ing Mom's Weekend at the U of I so who knows...I may land myself a hot mom and a slutty daughter tonight