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basically all of these moves cater to making my friends laugh...
but this is why my last 3 girlfriends have all been the same girl, my friends call them Rick girls, because they all fit the same personality
girls who get super, sloppy drunk; girls who don't care about anything and never get offended; girls who let me do whatever I want when I'm out and think it's funny
my girlfriend was really mad at me one time when I was getting booted from a bar and people started cheering and she had to walk out to the walk of shame like "yeah...that's my boyfriend..."
I heard about that one for a few days.
or the time I was SO drunk she ditched me at my apartment...so when I was stumbling back to her place (we lived two blocks away)...I missed it by a block and went to "her room" only I was a block short in "her house" only it wasn't her house...
I woke up at like 6 AM and looked around "her room" (not her room) and was like wtf? So I walked downstairs in "her house" (again, not her hourse) and some dude was on the couch...
I was like..."sup bro...why are you sleeping on the couch?" And he was like "because you were in my bed." I was like "oh, lol!"
Yeah. That was bad. Hahaha. My friends and her looked for me for like 4 hours and just assumed I was dead, or hooking up with another girl...but most likely dead. They thought that one was really funny.
I'd like to say that happened a while back but that one was literally about 4 months ago.
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