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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Are they hiring writers? I think I could be a really good greeting card writer.
"Get well soon, unless of course you're hoping to die."
"Happy Valentine's Day. Be mine forever, or until that hot blonde neighbor wants me."
"Merry Christmas if you're not Jewish, in which case I'm sorry for your people's torment."
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I would totally buy greetings cards from the Rainman chronicles.