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I try and convince 19 year old girls at the bars that I'm a hand model and I model women's jewelry (I have no hair on my hands and they really are quite feminine) and when they give me a hard time I berate them and ask them "you really wouldn't buy a ring off of these hands?!" AT THE VERY WORST IT'S A GOOD ICE BREAKER...AT THE VERY BEST THEY THINK I'M GAY.
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