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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
I'm beyond tired of Chris Johnson being a pussy in short yardage situations. I wanted to see if Turbin could actually give me 3 and 4 yard carries instead of this 0, 0, 15, -1, 1 shit that Johnson gives me. Johnson is just particularly ill-suited for my offense. He's a HR hitter that, if he doesn't hit a HR, strikes out in spectacular fashion.
And yeah, another game where my guys desperately tried to blow a 3-score lead late in the third with plenty of help from penalties and an ill-timed turnover. He was 10 yards away from coming back to beat me 21-19 after I just coasted to a 19-0 lead. Big ups to my red-zone offense for shitting the bed 3 times...
I already know how my season's going to end - a penalty on Tarell Brown. According to Sandbox, he didn't actually cover anyone last year, just held them on every play. Oh yeah, and Gerald McCoy evidently has no idea where the neutral zone is and Bruce Irvin has never met a QB he wouldn't rough.
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I can't wait to play you.
I have the edge on offense, you have the edge on defense. It's going to be interesting.
And if I blow you out like everyone else I need to be investigated for taping practices or something, because this is getting absurd.
Mostly I'm still marveling at the fact I have a 30 percent third down conversion rate while ****ing killing everyone. WTF.
Maybe the sim is kicking in with a "hold on, no more scoring for you" bit of code.