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Originally Posted by htismaqe
Exactly.
Hey man, I know Cindy Crawford just asked me if I wanted to **** but damn, she's old, and who knows, maybe Katy Perry will walk by in 30 minutes and ask me. If I go **** Cindy Crawford, I won't be here when Katy Perry walks by. What am I going to do?!?!?!
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Then you get to her place, and Dennis Rodman pulls off his Cindy Crawford mask and pisspounds your anus.
You say 'oh well, can't say I didn't try, back to the mean streets hoping the next thing to walk by works out a little better.'