Originally Posted by gblowfish
What a kooky trade. I think I have to sing about it!
(To the tune "Get outta Denver.")
I still remember it was springtime and the Donkeys were a smilin'...
The Donks got Manning, and that started off Tim Tebow whining
Elway doesn't care and Tebow was a' bending over
Heading down from the mountains knowing we was traveling further
All the fires were blazing and the spinning wheels were turning turning
Tebow just got bufu'ed, and his bung hole was a burning burning
Rex Ryan loves him like a funky southern tent preacher
The Jets trade for him, and Tim Tebow is the main feature
He told the GM that he needed something to get going
He pulled out all he had and laid it on the table showing
All Tebow had to do was to grab the contract, and pick it up
Then Sanchez came a busting in, and he was screamin "What the ****?"
Go! Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver cause you look just like a Jet
And might just be a member...
Get out of Denver, baby
Get out of Denver.
All the Broadway Lights were flashing and the fans were a screaming
screaming
They had to pinch each other just to see if we were dreaming
Made it to the practice field in under less than half an hour
Lord, he threw a hundred passes then he went and hit the showers!
Tebow is a virgin he won't even try to wear a rubber
He may be Gay, but if he is, you know the team will cover
He can't complete a pass, but somehow he just keeps on going
He reads his bible all night long and then into the morning
Season finally started, when we looked to see where we was at
We're staring at a really crappy QB as a New York Jet!
Go! Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver cause you look just like a Jet
And might just be a member...
Get out of Denver, baby
Get out of Denver baby GO!
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