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Originally Posted by Frankie
Do you get a feeling Jim Zorn just shakes his head after a call like that?
How can we have done any worse by just promoting Zorn to OC?
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At this point, I have to believe that guys like Zorn and Emmitt are just hanging on for dear life, Mr. Frankie.
Most of the Chiefs' assistants are guys who would have difficulty finding work with another NFL franchise anyhow, so they're probably just glad to be pulling down a paycheck. They probably laugh about it over dinner, though.
But, I highly doubt that there are assistants with this organization who have retained their "fire" and enthusiasm after what Dr. Evil and his minions have done to the organization. I mean, what can you do? You're chained to the mast on a sinking ship and you have little choice but to observe the panic and dysfunction as the seas rise and you're eventually sucked to the ocean floor.
All you can really hope for is a relatively quick and painless death. Or, of course, the highly remote possibility you will be rescued at the last moment by a large group of gorgeous, nubile mermaids with proportionate tittahs featuring lime-green niplets who take you to their secluded island home where they serve you mer-beer and blackened Amberjack sandwiches and use you as a sex toy.
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