Mind if I post this here?
HELP WANTED. For a friend
Who goes by the code name of Dodger.
Mans best friend for life, a virgin in strife
I'd like to find him some bitches to Rodger.
A boarder collie he might be of mix
no papers to certify his breed
but a playdate with your she-dog
will take care of his needs.
Dodger won't care if she's short, fat or bald
or if her pedigree is top billing
as long as her tail is up
and her back side he's drilling.
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