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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi
This is the time when 810 is unlistenable.
Like, the NFL and NBA drafts are coming up. The NBA playoffs are starting. OBJ signed a ridiculous contract today. The transfer portal is heating up.
And all I hear every time I tune is baseball bullshit. If the Royals suck why do you have to talk about them constantly, even in Chiefs segments? JFC shut the **** up about baseball.
Sports commentators can't help themselves, baseball is just a sports nerd sport with all the stats and math. Endless entertainment...for them.
Not for us.
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"Hi Friends, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at 119th and I-35. Listen, I've got too much inventory and I'll do ANYTHING.... I mean ANYTHING to sell you a new car. We're dealing. Come take advantage of me. Think I'm kidding? Come see me on the showroom floor, I'll walk you into my office, and you can jam a stapler up my ass. Seriously. Up to the third knuckle if you like. This weekend it's our tent sale. I'll be on the roof of the dealership with a basket full of adorable golden lab puppies. And if we don't sell 100 pre-owned cars by Sunday at 6PM, I'll kill each and every one of these puppies. Still not enough? Come test drive a Dodge Challenger and my wife Wanda will give you a handie, absolutely free. One handie per customer please. And your trade has never been worth more. Hell, buy a new Jeep Grand Cherokee, and we'll accept your children in trade. We sell them into slavery in the third world. I don't care what you have to do to get here, just get here... I'm Jeff Briggs, and DAMN IT, GET OUT HERE AND BUY A CAR, AND BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!"