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05-15-2015, 11:16 PM
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I went to see it today. My review is in the spoiler, though I don't think there's much of a spoiler in there.
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All I can say is that they must have paid off every reviewer. It was boring as a box of peanut brittle.
Now, admittedly I've become a non-fan of this genre so it's not normally my thing. Oddly I went only because my wife wanted to go see it. But give me some semblance of a plot and perhaps a little dialogue if you want me to like your movie, okay? It had exactly the same plot and script that my Hot Wheels races had in my living room when I was 6 years old.
The best part about it was the moderately see-through shirt of Zoe Kravitz. That part was really good. I really enjoyed that part.
My wife gave it a B and called it "very entertaining". I gave it a D- and called it "a movie that a 14 year-old wrote and directed".
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