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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Never broke out the grease pencil. I'm not a great gamer by any means, but I'm 99th percentile on Tiger Woods.
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it was me and another rounder online...
he set up the custom course and invited me to play...and he was like "lets get an 18..."
the grease pencil was his idea...but he kept ****ing it up somehow while I got the 18 on his custom course...
the best thing I did was I didn't really touch online until I totally beat the game and had my character maxed out in every regard with every piece of equipment possible to increase how far I could hit the ball etc...
then I discovered online and it was over
I played the #1 guy at his home course...it was one of those glitchy fake courses...he found a glitch where you could turn 90 degrees to your left on a par 5...hit it through a certain tree line...and then drive it on the green in 1 by hitting it like 90 yards with a loft iron and bouncing it off a specific tree
it was hilarious...I went into practice mode and it took me an hour but I figured out exactly how to do it
that one would PISS people off online...I was called a cheater...everything...
I got to the point where I figured out how to hold the controller so I could hit Y (the slow mo button) and then know exactly how much I'd have to spin it/not spin it to get it in the cup or within an inch almost every time...
I was disgustingly good at that game and in all honesty...with the gross amount of hours I put in that game if I wasn't as good as I was it would have been embarrassing.
I literally did NOTHING but play that game...I was a pathetic piece of shit for that 3 month stretch...didn't go out, didn't socialize...sat in my room, played Tiger while my friend would come over and play Party Poker. Sometimes we'd drink in my room. But I'd still be playing Tiger while he was Party Poker'ing it up.