On the Cowboy first possession Troy Aikman goes DEEP for Michael Irvin.
PRAISE BE TO PRIME. After an exchange of punts, the Chiefs take over at the 40 and put Greg Hill in the game.
IT'S THE REAL DEAL, BITCHES! An unexpected big play from the rookie. This is going well. Can I keep stopping the Dallas offense?
DOWN GOES AIKMAN. On the Chiefs next possession Willie Davis FALLS DOWN on his route. Let's see what happens.
WHAT A THROW. The Chiefs get a field goal and it's 10-0. Dallas gets a field goal and the Chiefs have third and 1 from their own 32 on the next possession.
BIG PLAY from rookie Lamar Smith. My young halfbacks are producing big time. This leads to another TD and at 17-3 I'm feeling good. But they are the Dallas Cowboys.
Wow, Emmitt ****s me hard. I hold Dallas to a field goal there though and it's 17-6 at the half. I open the second half with the ball, and know I need to score here, though. 17 isn't gonna be enough.
Dallas leaves Willie Davis one-on-one with a safety and I get an absolutely gorgeous throw from Joe Montana. Looks like I'm going to pull this off.
Dallas responds with a drive and Aikman finds Novacek in the back of the end zone. Then I punt and it looks like the Cowboys are going to get back in the game. They have third and 1 from the Chiefs 46.
HUGE PLAY BY DT. The Cowboys punt. I decide to go for the jugular.
SUCK MY EXHAUST ROD WOODSON. Willie Davis burns the future hall of famer and this one is all but over. The Cowboys do have one more big play in them though.
Whew, that's what I get for pressing Irvin. Good thing I've got that insurance touchdown. The Cowboys get the ball back but Aikman slips on the wet turf.
And DT brings him down. That's game, folks. And now there's just one thing left to do.
PRIMETIME. The Chiefs are 5-0 and the unquestioned best team in the NFL.
Joe Montana: 18-29, 300 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT
Lamar Smith: 18 carries, 60 yards
Greg Hill: 5 carries, 68 yards
Willie Davis: 4 catches, 155 yards, 2 TD
Quinn Early: 5 catches, 54 yards