And if you want something really ****ing crazy...
According to Barstool Sports and their rumor mill, Rory called off his engagement because he was banging another chick on a glass table and it shattered, cutting her up pretty badly and giving him a bunch of scratches. Supposedly, that's why he wore long sleeves during the BMW the next week. I guess he realized he couldn't be banging whores on the side without consequences.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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