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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO
I have this old farmer that's a customer. Several years ago he came in all ****ED UP. He had lowered the forks on his tractor driving down the highway as far as it would go.
We have made fun of him for years over it. He walked in today all ****ed up again and I asked him if he had flipped the tractor again.
Ill be damned if he didn't. Crazy old ****er.and he has no idea how. They need to take his toys away
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Damn.
I almost rolled a cranky old Deere 4440 once. I was using a batwing mower. I set out to mow this trail road. That had a culvert gate on it that I needed to miss. So I did. Cool. Missed a spot at the other end so I went again. I was just a few inches farther away from the gate. What dad didn't tell me is there is a massive drop off on the edge of the road. Dropped the front wheel off and she went over center. The wing of the mower caught the road and arrested the fall.
But there it sat at about 20 degrees off horizon. I bailed and ran back 2 miles to the shop. Dad took me back up there thinking we could drive it out LOL. He nearly shit his pants. So he tried to unhook the mower and I had to notify him (with my 12 year old self) that was a bad idea. So we went and got another tractor to pull It back on the trail from ther other side and yet another tractor to pull it forward.
It was a hell of an endeavor but I'm not dead.