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Originally posted by falstaff
Snack Munchers -
Please grow up. If you can not handle the truth, please do not post your idiotic recipies. YOU are the ones that will be kicked off the site.
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Has anyone noticed that this non-snack muncher has been on since July 27th and posted 115 times. An average of over 22.40 posts a day according to BB statistics. Sounds like a person who should be introduced to all the old recipes for troll.
I would start with the slow roasted troll recipe. It was first introduced on the old Star BB.
You start with a ripe troll but one that has not quite turned (oooh turned troll smells very very bad, remember if your troll has turned it must be sauted in onions and vinegar to reduce that horrible pungent odor they give off prior to roasting). Remember to stuff your troll as their head is hollow and is useful for a fine troll stuffing. Be sure to thoroughly gut them as it is well known they are always full of Sh1t. A troll has no brain so forget about sweetbreads. Finally it is well known that they are 99% @sshole so throw everything away but their Small Johnson and the cranial cavity for cooking the stuffing, because of both items small size dinner will not satisfy a small child. Do not worry about the chance of the troll going extinct because of their miniscule johnson size they would not have been able to reproduce anyway, and who would of wanted them to? After slow roasting it will make a fine cocktail weenie with a dogfood like stuffing to be served to a small family pet.
Thats my recipe any others!