Facing Denver's vaunted pass rush and corners, the Chiefs choose to Herm this one up. Especially in light of the fact Denver is rplling out a rookie QB named Jack Lee for the first time. That is why we are running on third and 9.
And it WORKS! My rookie HB takes it to the house, in relief of the injured Kareem Hunt. Denver will probably find a way to **** the Chiefs, though.
Now ain't that some shit. Not to worry, though. My ultra-conservative gameplan is working just fine.
Ahahahaha. You like my backup RT split out wide? Denver backs me up at the 1. GUESS WHAT'S COMING.
Damn, no TD this time but I've got control of this game now. Denver cannot possibly **** me, right?
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
GOD DAMMIT PAT. YOU CAN'T WASTE A GOOD CLAY READ LIKE THAT.
Jack Lee cuts my throat. Son of a bitch. I pile up 480 total yards thanks to a couple of garbage time bombs and still lose, dropping to 3-5. ****ing Donkeys.
Mahomes: 16-24, 356 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT
Hill: 5 rec, 155 yards, 2 TD
Jack Lee: 18-27, 180 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT
Fortunately for me, the AFC West is a complete dumpster fire. I could still make the playoffs!