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Originally Posted by Buehler445
Jeeeeeeesus.
I'm leaning loocy here, but the question is whether the bird can inflict enough damage for death since he has no weapon. I guess if the bird is on Beef's back shredding his ass, he might drop a weapon to be used against him if he gets the bird subdued.
Mother****er, those birds are the shit of nightmares.
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A. He has no means of getting the bird to attack me. The bird is just as likely to attack him, or one of the patrons at the crowded mall, or a sparrow living in the rafters.
B. If it does by some remote chance try and attack me, good luck getting through the helicopter of death I am spinning above my head.
C. If it somehow manages to get through that, I will bite its head off like Ozzy on a six month bender. Then use my knowlege of the secret pit with spikes to lure loochy to his death by impalement.