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Originally Posted by Hoover
I guess I win since mine isn't on the list.
A few years ago I met the US Ambassador from Sri Lanka at a farm in Iowa. Nice guy. Was amazed at the size of our farm equipment.
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Before my Dad retired, he worked at the National Press Building in DC. He was at a party once and struck up a conversation with another man there.
"So, where do you work?"
"The Nigerian Embassy."
"Oh. What do you do there?"
"I'm the Ambassador."
"Ah. Well, your English is very good."
"English is our national language."
And then he crawled away.