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It's safe to say April 9 was a crappy day for Orlando resident Michael Johnston.
Not only was the 44-year-old arrested for allegedly shooting up a public dock, he admitted to pooping his pants while being questioned, according to a sheriff's report obtained by TCPalm.
Deputies from the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office say they got the straight poop from Johnston when they responded to a report of shots being fired near the Gifford Docks in Vero Beach around 9:20 p.m.
Investigators found Johnston, who they say admitted to drinking at least eight boozy beverages and firing shots at a glass bottle.
No one was injured in the incident.
Deputies noted about 20 shots were fired, and that the dock had sustained bullet holes and other damage. The report also mentions that he defecated in his pants while being questioned.
Johnson was arrested on charges including criminal mischief and using a firearm while under the influence of alcohol.
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