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1.) While most of you are douchebags, I'm always reminded by these threads that most of you are also actual football fans. Because nothing less than being a real football fan would motivate 125 posts about a Thursday night game between two shitstain teams.
2.) Every breath you take, something should remind you of how great you now have it. Watching shitty quarterbacks as a Patriot fan with Brady at his peak almost filled me with indescribable glee. Looking at what passes for NFL QBs this day, every time you see a Daniel Jones or a Sam Darnold you should offer Mahomes a handjob.
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