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In other disturbing news today, doctors had to amputate Danny Duffies arm today. Doctors had no choice after a freak accident this morning. Doctors were attempting a Routine Tommy John surgery when former baseball and Royal great Ken Harvey burst through the Operating room and knocked over the bed Duffy was laying in. Sources outside the hospital said Harvey was chasing a Chicken Mcnugget that a person threw at him, it bounced of his Mctits and he chased it through the air through the O.R. Duffy's arm was the severed in half as an Oddly placed chainsaw fell on Duffys arm cutting it in half. Like the asshole he is Harvey had no comment.
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