All right, I'm calling it.
CONGRATULATIONS, DANE! YOU'RE OUR 2013 CHIEFSPLANET DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!
You have set an example for all other douches to follow.
This concludes the contest for the year. As your DoucheMaster General, I hope you have enjoyed these polls. We'll be back in 2014 with a fresh batch of douchy hopefuls!